Audience Dialogue

Multipurpose apology

Everybody makes mistakes - except us, of course! So it's good to be prepared for anything that can go wrong. If you are forced to admit a mistake, here's a useful apology form. Simply tick the appropriate items, cross your fingers, and send off the form. No more problems! Use this chance to apologize for everything you've ever done, without even crawling on the floor!

I/we regret that...
(tick situations that apply)
This situation has occurred because...
(tick all excuses that apply)

Additional excuses
(to be used sparingly - only when all else fails)